Dub me a prick,
And I’m a minor annoyance.
Anoint me an asshole,
And all I produce is shit.
Label me a son of a bitch,
And my mother never passed up a bone.
Declare me a bastard,
And I’m pretty much a son of a bitch.
Swear me a motherfucker,
And I’ve fathered children
(but then you’re a liar).
Call me by name,
And I might not answer.
1 comments:
Were this poem to appear on this board with no name I would know that it was a Brent Vogelman original. I love how you briefly examine what these insults actually mean and how effective they actually are at eliciting a response.
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