The court concludes—
Prenup signed.
Alimony sealed.
Child support delivered.
A payment’s missed.
Am I lacking
A matter-of-factness
In saying:
“He financed her tits”?
From liabilities
To assets
And back.
Undisputable property
Free from lien
And repossession
(at least in his case).
3 comments:
"Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction."
Trust me... you don't want to know.
P.S. This does not apply to me!
I love how you are easily able to tell stories within your poetry.This could just as easily been prose. It impresses me how natural this ability is to you
This poem is fun: no doubt a clue into the other half of your double life. I'm sure you tire of my compliments to your puns, but here it is again: I love them, from "courts" to "assets." Ricky Gervais argues that puns are the lowest demonimation of comedy: to me, everything he touches is golden, but I must respectively disagree with him in this case, with your poem a chief example of the wry humor found in puns done right.
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